Ridley Scott has announced he will develop a movie version of the Parker Brothers classic board game Monopoly. It will be written by the scribe who did Corpse Bride.

At the same time Michael Bay is doing the big screen version of the Ouija Board, and someone else is making a movie of the board game Battleship.

Things like this make me question my choice of career.

We're already living in a large session of Chutes & Ladders...?